something witty

Friendly Reminder:

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:57:50 -0400

a-breath-of-heir:

John isn’t stupid.
Dave isn’t delusional.
Rose isn’t monotonous.
Jade isn’t a pushover.
Jane isn’t boring.
Roxy isn’t useless.
Jake isn’t a jerk.
Dirk isn’t a narcissist.

rainbowkarkles: only me…? 38T

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:17:21 -0400

rainbowkarkles:

only me…? 38T

n0null: hHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:09:06 -0400

n0null:

hHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Your name is OFF(GAME) FANDOM. And you SWEAR to GOD that are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:06:53 -0400

Your name is OFF(GAME) FANDOM. And you SWEAR to GOD that are going to SMASH someone’s BRAINS. This is the FIFTH TIME a group of SPECTERS attacks you. It’s like fucking POKEMON here.

mauvaisbatteur: that-merchant-named-zacharie: causeallidoisdanc...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:00:10 -0400

mauvaisbatteur:

that-merchant-named-zacharie:

causeallidoisdance:

jellypinkberry:

jellypinkberry:

bonus panel (~~for me)~~ for shits n giggles

batter talksprites!!!

why is this dumb thing getting notes

wHAT DO YOU MEAN DUMB THING AHH ITS AMAZING JESUS FKDLGJLK

I WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS TO BE BACK ON MY DASHBOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

oh no heS HOT

grimauxiliaryverb: Fuck the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff book, I would pay some incredibly good money...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:58:48 -0400

grimauxiliaryverb:

Fuck the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff book, I would pay some incredibly good money for Dirk Strider’s edited Pony Pals book for Jane.

jabberwockyx: [Full Size Image] An inventory of facial...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:48:16 -0400

jabberwockyx:

[Full Size Image]

An inventory of facial expressions used in Homestuck: a follow-up to my inventory of canon Homestuck outfits. This doesn’t include exiles or guardians, since they use totally different bodies/faces than the ones used by the kids and trolls, so that’d be a completely different set of rips. But I went through all 6241 pages of Homestuck, aiming to get as complete a compilation of faces possible. Hussie recycles faces a lot and sometimes mixes and matches mouths with eyes, so there may be the occasional expression that is not on here, because both the mouth and the eyes were already used in different variations of the same face. And if there’s the exact same face but with the character looking in a different direction, I didn’t bother getting it, because seriously, fuck that shit, it’s just moving the same facial features a few pixels, and my goal was to document all the various facial features/expressions used in the comic.

As with the outfits, I do plan to continue updating this inventory after the hiatus ends!

When you were younger and a friend came round

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:42:58 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

The next couple of hours:

When their parents came to collect them:

“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

buffdaddyjohn: on the subject of mace being super effective and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:36:59 -0400

buffdaddyjohn:

on the subject of mace being super effective

and how i get it in my eyes most of the time

th3-bl1nd-d3t3ct1ve: dampsandwich: i was born wearing sunglasses

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:36:53 -0400

th3-bl1nd-d3t3ct1ve:

dampsandwich:

i was born wearing sunglasses

pancakemolybdenum: successful experiment

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:43:10 -0400

pancakemolybdenum:

successful experiment

greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:36:02 -0400

greywardensexual:

DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN AUDIO LIMBO

pizzaforpresident: fffcuk: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:33:37 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

fffcuk:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE

IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT

why are you screaming

I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS

It's national crush day, who ever sends you a '♥' has a crush on you.

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:33:20 -0400

bltsl4: your ship THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:31:09 -0400

bltsl4:

your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

tangledinink: zamii070: aww comon guys, he brought his...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:30:30 -0400

tangledinink:

zamii070:

aww comon guys, he brought his own pillow and everyfin.

brobot-tt: EB: what the HECK are you even reblogging??????

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:30:20 -0400

brobot-tt:

EB: what the HECK are you even reblogging??????

coconutcoconutcoconut: Instead of adding more and more to the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:30:00 -0400

coconutcoconutcoconut:

Instead of adding more and more to the ask these originated from, I’m gonna put my Teamrocketstuck stuff that I’ve been doodling up over here

I’m particularly proud of Damara as Weezing ahahah

bandagedjustice: groldergoat: Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:28:11 -0400

bandagedjustice:

groldergoat:

Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far.

Woah man, that art is sick.

squiderpy: I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:27:41 -0400

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

*something witty*